In the darkness of the night, Tiger Woods ran his car into a fire hydrant. Or tree. Or both. Everyone - well at least the media - is wondering why he was out at that time of night and how he lost control of the vehicle at a speed so slow that the air bags didn't deploy. Tiger isn't saying much.
And I hope he keeps saying nothing. It isn't any one's business. He wasn't drunk, he didn't hurt anyone and I'm pretty sure he'll pay for any damages. So, Tiger, just keep golfing and don't answer any questions about your personal life. Maybe you'll start a trend.
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If this were on Facebook, I'd click on "Like."
It is there now so like away.
What? No media scrutiny, tabloid speculation or public harrassment? I suppose SNL and late night talk shows should leave his private life alone too? Even "The View"? What are you, some kind of Communist?
I for one want answers - hypothetical answers given by news media talking heads in response to their own random questions, complete with computer generated simulations of what might have happened. It's the American way.
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