Friday, May 1, 2009

What's Going On

There just isn't that much going on around here besides work and the animal-that-shall-not-be-mentioned flu. Not that I have the ATSNBM flu or know anyone with the ATSNBM flu but it does seem to be the only thing in the news. Currently I'm supposed to be forming an ATSNBM flu plan in the event everyone in my department contracts the flu and doesn't come to work. Or the city declares an ATSNBM pandemic and no one can leave their house. So far my plan is to punt. If anyone has some suggestions on what to do if everyone gets the ATSNBM flu or we all get quarantined, just leave your comments and I'll give you credit in my report.

1 comment:

Jenny said...

Oh, brother. I can't believe you're serious. Perhaps your work wants you to prepare a report on what happens if someone in your office gets the regular flu - afterall, 36,000 people die yearly of that.